sodamnrelatable: when youre teacher asks you a question when you werent paying attention and you still get it right
That one teacher who talks faster than you can...
Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
Period: Yell at a puppy.
When the power goes off and you’re:
sodamnrelatable: In school… On the internet
So what are you doing?
sodamnrelatable: Oh you know, just tumblin. via sodamnrelatable
When your parents tell you to stop kicking the...
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Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has...
Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son. And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him. Goofy… has had sex. Goofy… has known a woman biblically. Imagine what it must’ve looked like. Imagine what it sounded like. These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat. GA-HYUK.